As the song was coming to an end I looked down at the hymnal as I was getting ready to close it, just as I looked down I saw a very large black widow spider crawling from the hymnal to my left wrist. This caused me to get the last few words of the hymn wrong, “Still be my Vision, O Ruler of – WHOA MAANN!!”C-Train won the battle and killed the spider.
He also correctly notes the "spider dance" will suspiciously look like "being filled with the Spirit." I guess both kinds of dancing are prohibited at GCC. However, I think this kind of event might inspire a new bumpersticker:
Pray or Be Prey