I'm waiting for the day when Christians stop going to church, stop reading the Bible, stop even looking for that kind of spiritual food on TV. It will all be delivered to the cellphone/PDA. Perhaps it will be wet wired. And it will be written in a foreign tongue called TML (Text Message Lingo):
4 God so luvD D wrld dat he gave hs 1 n 1ly Son, dat whoever Blevz n him shll nt perish bt av eternal lyf.
Actually, this is already being done.
In case you're wondering, my favorite Flavor Aid flavor is grape.