Mr. Big Shot

A lapse in judgment from the web editor of the Wittenburg Door has allowed my bio to be placed on their website. I now share space in the credits with true publishing titans such as Ole Anthony, Joe Bob Briggs, Becky Garrison and the great John Carney.

Someone will surely be sacked for this.

I was under the impression inclusion meant some kind of tenured professorship at an esteemed seminary (this is the readership demographic after all). Instead, I guess it means I'll be teaching Humor 101 in heaven. Graduation is mandatory. Don't forget your whoopee cushions.